shopping for clothes is only fun when you’re rich and skinny
literally 90% of white girl jokes are made by white boys
what makes you think you and your adidas flip flops with socks have any room to talk
accidentally stuttering while saying your snarky comeback
These Brazilian kids have been learning English by gently correcting celebrities’ grammar on Twitter.
Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running
- Courtney Love (via seols)
I’m nothing but a good friend to you yet you continue to screw me over again and again.
i want it to be 2004 again and come home from 1st grade and grab a chocolate chip granola bar and watch lizzie mccguire and thats so raven and not hate myself
When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating.
I hate when you’re sad for no reason; you’re with people, you’re fine, you’re happy, you’re laughing and smiling, but at the same time it almost feels like you’re not there. You keep dazing in and out of conversations, you cant focus on one single thing. And once you’re by yourself you don’t want to do anything, you’re sad and feel alone. Someone asks you what’s wrong and you want to tell them, but you don’t even know what’s wrong yourself.